Guys, before you scroll any farther, let me just preface this post by telling you that IT’S JUST A JOKE. Lighten up. Chill out. Relax. Take a chill pill. Don’t have a cow. Calm down. Take it easy. Cool your jets. Simmah’ down now. Chillax. Don’t get your panties in a bunch.
Because the fruits of everything I bust my butt so hard for end up in the hands of the lazy freeloaders anyway.
Because only about 25% of welfare recipients are actually searching for jobs like they’re supposed to.
Because those on welfare can do drugs, but I can’t because I’ll lose my job.
Because Al Gore is a moron.
Because one can choose to save turtle eggs, but not babies that are several months into a pregnancy.
Because just because I have a gun doesn’t mean I’m a psycho murderer.
Because my insurance is expensive enough. I shouldn’t have to pay for yours, too.
Because I don’t support terrorism.
Because I value my privacy.
Because it can’t still be Bush’s fault.
Because one can get arrested for hunting without a license, but not for entering and staying in the U.S. illegally.
Because no American should bow to the King of Saudi Arabia.
Because I haven’t had even one vacation in years.
Because 9/11 was no damn joke.
Because I don’t need a script to get through life.
Because our national debt is already pitiful enough.
Because not everything is a damn racial issue.
Because I believe in respecting our flag.
Because as you know, I can’t stand a liar.
Because we don’t need the government to tell us what to think about everything.
Because I don’t take my freedoms for granted.
Because I can’t afford higher taxes.
Because Michael Moore disgusts me.
Because Nancy Pelosi scares the crap out of me.
Because I love Chick-Fil-A too much.
Because I will never be caught driving a Prius.
Remember, friends… This is not that serious. It’s just a joke. Relax. It’s one of the beauties of being an American… We have free speech!!!