I Suck at Not Being Awesome

Whoop whoop!  I got another award, guys!  Valley Girl Gone Country nominated me for The Versatile Blogger Award!

Go follow her blog if you don’t already.  She is freaking hilarious and may or may not enjoy giving out sex advice.  You’ll thank me for sending you her way!

Thank you so much for the award, Jolene!!!

Now, on to the rules of this award:

1. Display the award on your page.

2. Announce your win with a post.  Link back to your nominator as a ‘thank you’ for the nomination.

3. Present 15 awards to other deserving bloggers, and let them know you’ve nominated them.

4. Post 7 interesting things about yourself.

As always, let get the 7 things out of the way first:

1. I am a master Googler, in case you haven’t already noticed.

Source: The Meta Picture

2. The first concert I saw was the Backstreet Boys… back in like 1996 before they had any hits.  The only song anyone somewhat knew was “Quit Playing Games with My Heart.”  We didn’t even have to stand in line for autographs!  (Nick was dreamy, by the way…)

3. We also saw INOJ in concert that summer.  Does anyone remember her?  [Now singing non-stop in my head: “Let me love you doooooown…”]

4. I smell all food and drinks before I eat or drink them.  Don’t act like you don’t do that, too…

Source: Soda Head

5. I read magazines from back to front, and I look at pictures online from right to left.  This is my calendar:

6. I can touch my tongue to my nose.

Source: Soda Head

7. I’ve never seen The Princess Bride.

Source: Kootation

And now… here are my 15 nominees for the Versatile Blogger Award:

1. talktodiana

2. Things Could Be Worse…

3. Psycho Girl Self Help

4. Dad, It’s OK!

5. The Adventures of Fanny P.

6. Carmela Snelbaker

7. stuff i tell my sister

8. Dani Alexis

9. northierthanthou

10. The Leaking Boob

11. Keeping it Real

12. Outlaw Mama

13. Where Words Fail…

14. This Is Parenthood

15. To Talk of Many Things

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Thank you again for the award, Jolene!  I’m glad you like me again!

I like you, too.  In fact, I like you so much that I’m awarding you with the Medal of Awesomeness!

Here’s how this award works:

1. [Proudly] display the Medal of Awesomeness on your page.

2. Give a shout out to your nominator.

3. Nominate one of your favorite fellow bloggers to receive the Medal of Awesomeness so he or she can be as awesome as you.

4. Tell us 20 song lines or lyrics that best describe you/your life.

5. Your lyrics cannot have any reference to cats.  None.