20 Reasons Why I Would Make a Terrible Teacher


Jolene (from Valley Girl Gone Country) and I were recently discussing how amazing teachers and child care workers are and how we could never deal with kids all day.

The conversation got me to thinking about why I would make a terrible, awful, rotten teacher.  Here’s what I discovered:

1. I hate all kids, except my own.  Some days, even that’s questionable.

2. I hate parents, too.

Source: ThinkNice

Source: ThinkNice

3. They should have never done away with spankings in school.

Source: A Southerner in San Francisco

Source: A Southerner in San Francisco

4. I only like drama on TV.  Save it for Springer, honey…

Source: Nick Mom

Source: Nick Mom

5. We would have “movie day” every day.

Source: someecards

Source: someecards

6. This is what my classroom toys would consist of:

Source: tumblr

Source: tumblr

7. I can’t stand kids who have no manners.

Source: Facebook

Source: Facebook

8. I don’t do poop…

Source: Sh*t My Kids Ruined

Source: Sh*t My Kids Ruined

9. Or puke…

Source: UGO

Source: UGO

10. Or snot.

Source: UGO

Source: UGO

11. I can’t tolerate whining.

Source: UGO

Source: UGO

12. My OCD tendencies would likely pose a problem.

Source: Flickr

Source: Flickr

13. I despise bad grammar.

Source: Belch

Source: Belch

14. I lack patience.

Source: US History Worksheets

Source: US History Worksheets

15. I’m a yeller and have a bit of a temper.

Source: someecards

Source: someecards

16. I’m honest… to a fault.

Source: Feedio

Source: Feedio

17. No one likes a brown-noser.

Source: eBaum's World

Source: eBaum’s World

18. I have a hard time keeping a straight face when something’s hilarious.

Source: UFC Fight Club

Source: UFC Fight Club

19. There is such a thing as a stupid question… to which I will always give a sarcastic answer.

Source: Funny-Pix.co

Source: Funny-Pix.co

20. I would totally do something like this:

Source: someecards

Source: someecards

See??  These are why I could never, in a million years, be a teacher.  It would be utterly disastrous.  To all those out there who do teach, you are amazing.  And crazy.


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