By now, we’ve all seen the People of Walmart emails with the shameful pictures of the creatures who can be found shopping there on any given day.
Well, folks, believe me when I tell you that those same creatures aren’t just found in the local Walmart. No sir… Those are the People of ‘Merica. And here are some of the best of them that I saw yesterday while we were enjoying our Fourth of July.
The Dancing Couples
Couple # 1 – And yes… He is grinding on her from behind.
Couple # 2 – Clearly, they are friends with Couple # 1.
The Old Ladies
These old girls are cutting a rug and don’t care who’s watching!
Notice the cane,
The Drunk White Chicks
A few too many drinks, and we all think we can dance.
Guess what ladies… we can’t!
The Good Ole’ Redneck Boys
“Squirrel brains make you smart.” ~Miss Kay
Tie die and stretch pants with holes??? Shut up!
The Parent of the Year
Between the diaper sagging down to the ground and the plethora of mosquito bites, I’d say mom and dad are in the running for best parents.
The Chunky Monkeys
Someone go fix me a sammich.
Yep… that’s most definitely her fat roll hanging out of the bottom of her shirt.
And her drawers hanging out of the top of her pants.
And last, but not least…
For some of the People of ‘Merica, there are just no words…
I’m damn proud to be from the good ole’ U S of A. Aren’t you??!