“I don’t like big balls on a dog.” – Kim Kardashian


Source: lovebuildsthishappyhome.blogspot.com

Source: lovebuildsthishappyhome.blogspot.com

Today’s Be Happy Challenge:

– Something You’re Embarrassed to Love (TV Show, Book, Etc.). –

Ugh, I’m embarrassed to even share this.  I love the train wreck that is Keeping up with the Kardashians.  There, I said it.  Now don’t judge me.  Maybe I just love it because they make me feel better about myself.

Source: someecards

Source: someecards

The entire Kardashian family is a train wreck.

First we have Kim.  She was a stylist to Lindsay Lohan.  Give me a break.  The only reason she’s famous is because she made a porno with Ray J that got leaked.  I mean, come ON people.  Really???  Do you know how many sex tapes Eugene and I have made?  Certainly enough to make one of us rich and famous.  What the hell?!  Why is my bank account still negative?

Source: Funny Times

Source: Funny Times

Then we have Kris.  Seriously?  She’s married to a gay dude, for Pete’s sake.  Who doesn’t know that Bruce Jenner is gay?  C’mon man.  I guess that’s to be expected, though, after you’ve been married to a defense attorney for 12 years… not to mention that fact that he defended O.J.  Well, I guess he was just doing his duty defending an inncent man, right?  Aye.

As I’ve already mentioned, Bruce is completely gay (which is fine – whatever), but is playing house with a wife and daughters really necessary?  You have no one fooled, Bruce.

Then of course, there’s Kourtney.  She “married” to a complete moron (who I’ll get to in a minute) and is perfectly okay with that.  She’s also a ditz with no sense of humor whatsoever.  Oh, and she’s also a selfish brat who has the biggest sense of entitlement I’ve ever seen.  Did you see the episode where she demanded to have the “master suite” of the Miami house she and Kim shared?  Get real.  And those poor kids… Wait, did I just say poor kids?  Okay, poor only because of whom their parents are.  NOT poor considering they already have more than I ever will…

Okay, now for Scott.  Lord Disick is Kourtney’s long-time boyfriend.  He’s an idiotic alcoholic douchebag.  And he’s a terrible boyfriend.  When Kourtney took him to Paris for a romantic getaway, he totally stood her up while she waited for over an hour for him at the Pont des Arts and then shrugged it off as no big deal.  He’s hit on her sister, he’s passed out from being wasted, and he’s rolled up to brunch with his “boys” in a Rolls-Royce.  Are you kidding me??  What a complete douche.

Last, but not least, of the real Kardashian sisters is Khloe, who is married to NBA star player, Lamar Odom.  She’s the youngest of the three, and she’s probably also the silliest and only one with half a personality.

In the show, you’ll also see the girls’ half-sisters, Kendall and Kylie, who are completely spoiled bratty bitches, as well as Reggie Bush, Kim’s ex, Kris Humphries, Kim’s other ex, Kanye West, Kim’s baby’s daddy, and Jonathan Cheban, Kim’s really weird best friend.

The show usually focuses on the sisters’ store, D-A-S-H, the crazy get-togethers and extravagant vacations the family has, and Kourtney and Scott’s ridiculous relationship.  To sum it up, though, I’d have to say that the show just affirms what we all know: The Kardashians are a bunch of disgustingly rich nut jobs…

…who I can’t. stop. watching.  And for some reason, that I may never understand, I love them.

What are you embarrassed to love?

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