Let me start off by saying that I hate love Arden. Damn Thank you, Arden. Thank you so much for giving me the ABC Award! According to my stats page, I don’t deserve this award, which leads me to believe that you really just want to watch me shifting and writhing uncomfortably in my chair all day as I try to respond to my nomination. Yep. That sounds about right.
Here are the rules to this award:
1. Add the ABC Award to your new post.
2. A-B-C about yourself using one word or phrase. (No, you cannot leave out ‘Q’ or ‘X’)
3. Nominate however many blogs you’d like to receive this award.
4. Let the recipients you’ve chosen know via a link in their comments section of their blogs.
And now, let my misery begin…
Anal. [I think you’ve already figured this out about me.]
B-e-a-utiful. [Not really, but I love saying that.]
Candid. [Arden knows this firsthand.]
Excellent.
Frisky.
Ghostly. [I need Charleston to feel like Charleston now, please. It’s May. I need a tan.]
Honest. [Brutally so.]
Impatient. [And Intimidating.]
Jealous. [Of everyone who has more than 66 followers. Pathetic.]
Knee-deep. [In crap I don’t want to deal with today.]
Left-handed.
Mom. [I don’t even know my real name anymore.]
Nauseous. [I have the stomach flu at the moment. Don’t worry, Arden… I won’t discuss poop.]
Overweightphobic. [Also known as cacomorphobic.]
Political. [Don’t get me started.]
Quite certain I’m capable of murder.
Realistic. [Some like to call is pessimistic. I would beg to differ.]
Sarcastic. [Literally all the time.]
Traffic snob. [If it’s more than 15 minutes away, I’m not going.]
Uncompromising.
Vexed. [Anyone who reads my blog knows that this is pretty often.]
Wanting. [I need want a vacation and a million dollars.]
X-wife. [I wear that badge proudly.]
Yeller. [I can admit it. Maybe no one heard me the first time. Maybe.]
Zealous. [About several issues. Again, don’t get me started…]
And no, without further adieu, my nominees for the ABC Award are:
Marriage, Motherhood and Madness. Mia is hilarious, and she blogs for the same reason I do: to get some time to herself! (She’s also the real Slim Shady, by the way.)
Ben’s Bitter Blog. While he, too, is hilarious (and tall), he’s also jealous that Arden nominated me for the award. Stop being bitter, Ben. Now it’s your turn.
Imperfectly Perfect 
May 14th, 2013 at 12:18 pm
YOU’RE SO VERY WELCOME ALICIA!!! I know you’re terribly happy about this award and CONGRATS Bitter Ben … there is no one to blame for this but yourself!
May 14th, 2013 at 12:25 pm
Haha, take that, Ben! So, you’re not a midget, Alicia? I was hoping that maybe you were.
May 14th, 2013 at 1:17 pm
Oh, I don’t doubt that for a second…
May 14th, 2013 at 1:09 pm
I wholeheartedly do not accept this “nomination” and plague, virus or pyramid scheme you South Carolinaians are passing onto me. I was trying to nominate you Alicia, and now my bitter plans have been foiled. I would like to nominate Don as he is laughing at me. And I will not go through all the protocol to pass it to him!
May 14th, 2013 at 1:17 pm
You can’t not accept my nomination. That’s offensive, and it might make me bitter, too. And Don, I guess he showed you!
May 14th, 2013 at 1:27 pm
I will pathetically accept your nomination, but I won’t post anything on my blog letting anyone know it. I will also not obey the bitter rules that you and your ABC mafia have tried to impose upon me. I would rather die.
May 14th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Ben, the ABC Mafia is the place to be… You’re really missing out here.
May 14th, 2013 at 1:32 pm
I’m starting my own Mafia. The XYZ’s are going to take out your ABC’s. And Kriss-Kross(or at least Kross) is going to make you jump.
May 14th, 2013 at 1:34 pm
I hope you and your XYZ crew have fun coming up with X-Y-Z words, Daddy Mac…
May 14th, 2013 at 1:37 pm
It will be simple. I will be known as X. My crew will have names like Y and Z. Like that is hard?
May 14th, 2013 at 1:39 pm
Not for someone bitterly simple. You might actually be able to pull that off, X.
May 14th, 2013 at 1:56 pm
Mess her and Arlen up, Y and Z.
May 14th, 2013 at 1:59 pm
Bahahaha!
May 14th, 2013 at 1:16 pm
By the way, you now have 67 followers, so take that.
May 14th, 2013 at 1:19 pm
Wow, thanks – That’s definitely slightly less pathetic…
May 14th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Just know that I bitterly follow you….and the WordPress blog person that sits next to me will not follow you.
May 14th, 2013 at 7:45 pm
Congrats on being nominated and thank YOU for nominating me back!! Guess I better get busy with my nominee duties:)))
May 14th, 2013 at 10:16 pm
Those duties are the worst part of being nominated! But you were too awesome to pass up!