Let me start off by saying that I hate love Arden. Damn Thank you, Arden. Thank you so much for giving me the ABC Award! According to my stats page, I don’t deserve this award, which leads me to believe that you really just want to watch me shifting and writhing uncomfortably in my chair all day as I try to respond to my nomination. Yep. That sounds about right.
Here are the rules to this award:
1. Add the ABC Award to your new post.
2. A-B-C about yourself using one word or phrase. (No, you cannot leave out ‘Q’ or ‘X’)
3. Nominate however many blogs you’d like to receive this award.
4. Let the recipients you’ve chosen know via a link in their comments section of their blogs.
And now, let my misery begin…
Anal. [I think you’ve already figured this out about me.]
B-e-a-utiful. [Not really, but I love saying that.]
Candid. [Arden knows this firsthand.]
Ghostly. [I need Charleston to feel like Charleston now, please. It’s May. I need a tan.]
Honest. [Brutally so.]
Impatient. [And Intimidating.]
Jealous. [Of everyone who has more than 66 followers. Pathetic.]
Knee-deep. [In crap I don’t want to deal with today.]
Mom. [I don’t even know my real name anymore.]
Nauseous. [I have the stomach flu at the moment. Don’t worry, Arden… I won’t discuss poop.]
Overweightphobic. [Also known as cacomorphobic.]
Political. [Don’t get me started.]
Quite certain I’m capable of murder.
Realistic. [Some like to call is pessimistic. I would beg to differ.]
Sarcastic. [Literally all the time.]
Traffic snob. [If it’s more than 15 minutes away, I’m not going.]
Vexed. [Anyone who reads my blog knows that this is pretty often.]
need want a vacation and a million dollars.]
X-wife. [I wear that badge proudly.]
Yeller. [I can admit it. Maybe no one heard me the first time. Maybe.]
Zealous. [About several issues. Again, don’t get me started…]
And no, without further adieu, my nominees for the ABC Award are:
Marriage, Motherhood and Madness. Mia is hilarious, and she blogs for the same reason I do: to get some time to herself! (She’s also the real Slim Shady, by the way.)
Ben’s Bitter Blog. While he, too, is hilarious (and tall), he’s also jealous that Arden nominated me for the award. Stop being bitter, Ben. Now it’s your turn.