Okay, so me being Ms. Perfectionist, Type A, Control Freak, and all that good stuff, I have a ton of few pet peeves and things that just SET ME OFF. Unfortunately, I work in a professional law firm and have children at home, so when I encounter these things, I can’t really react in the manner in which I’d like:

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Instead, I have to put on my big girl panties (not big girl like that, just FYI) and just suppress my anger, which in turn, makes me hate people.

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You’re probably wondering what could possibly drive me to this point of crazed anger… Well let me tell you.
Whistling
Yep, that’s right. Whistling. I freaking HATE it when people whistle. It’s one of those creepy sounds that just gets under my skin. Arghhh. STOP IT!!!

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The Word ‘Moist’
Don’t ask… Just don’t say it. Ever. It’s gross.
Using Speaker Phones in Cubicles
Helloooo? You see that wall there that doesn’t go all the way to the ceiling? That means I can hear your entire conversation, moron. I don’t care what your doctor has to say about your rash.

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Bad Grammar
‘Could of,’ ‘noone,’ ‘alot,’ ‘irregardless,’ and ‘supposably’ are NOT real words. If you say them, I will look at you like you’re an idiot. And no – You may not axe me anything. However, you may ASK me anything you’d like.

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People Who Talk During Movies
SHUT UP!!! People pay small fortunes to see movies nowadays. They don’t want to hear you running your fat mouth.

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People Who Mumble
Mhdsh gmgrk opsdfs djifod. Did you understand that? Good!!! Neither did I. As Willy Wonka so eloquently put it, “You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak.” If I’m looking at you like you’re speaking a different language, and you believe you’re speaking English, perhaps you should e-nun-ci-ate a little more. Or just shut up… That’s always my favorite option.

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Spittle
Please, for the love of God, don’t let spit gather up in the corners of your mouth when you talk. It makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

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Backwards Toilet Paper
People, the end of the toilet paper goes over the top!!! There is no alternative option to this.

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Express Lane Whores
Count your damn items. If you have more than 20, take your lazy behind to the next lane. If you’re one of the obnoxious ones who can’t count that high, I hope the cashier has to call (very loudly) for a price check on your Summer’s Eve.

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PDAs
No one wants to see you sucking on someone else’s face. Or grabbing a butt. If my kid has to ask me if you’re “doing sex,” it’s too much.

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People Who Don’t Thank Me for Holding the Door for Them
Hold on… Come back through so I can ram the door with your face. You ungrateful witch.

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Crinkly Wrappers
This is another one of those utterly obnoxious sounds that makes my skin crawl. It used to take my ex-mother-in-law 10 minutes to unwrap a single stupid mint in church. And it takes 20 minutes for one of my colleagues to unwrap whatever she may be about to shove in her mouth at any given time (every dang thing she eats comes in an “impossible for morons to open” wrapper). That sound makes me want to stab my eardrums out myself.

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Tapping
Stop tapping – your foot, your pencil, your fingernails – everything!!! STOP. Or I will start tapping on your face with my fist.

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“Yeparooni”
Ronald says this all the freakin’ time. Wth does that even mean? “Ronald, did you brush your teeth?” “Yeparooni.” “Ronald, are you ready for your game?” “Yeparooni.” “Ronald, did you finish your homework?” “Yeparooni.” Seriously, kid. Shut it.

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Well, there’s the start of my list of things that make me want to punch someone in the throat. Not too bad, right? Okay, so maybe I should check to see if my medical insurance covers anger management counseling. I’m doing a good job of holding it all in at the moment, but I don’t know how much longer I can last. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
April 25th, 2013 at 1:03 am
When people find everything that you say a good time to tell a story about themselves. Makes me crazy.
Calm down, Topper Harley, you could at least PRETEND to be interested. 😉
April 25th, 2013 at 8:50 am
Wait – what?! You mean the world doesn’t revolve around me??? I’m sooo with you on this one! That makes me crazy, too!
April 25th, 2013 at 7:56 am
I don’t even know where to start…
April 25th, 2013 at 8:51 am
Woohoo – so you’re saying you’re a crazed maniacal ball of anger just waiting to explode, too?! I think people just purposefully try to piss us off. What do you think? 😉
April 25th, 2013 at 9:01 am
I wrote a little about some of my OCD tendencies and have mentioned some of these same things as things that piss me off as well! It was scary to read! When somebody doesn’t say thank you after I hold the door for them I tell them “YOU’RE WELCOME!” just as snooty as can be. And irregardless? Really? Shut the fuck up! One more thing that seems to be a lost courtesy now is the courtesy wave for letting a person in front of you in traffic. Hey asshole, you saw the merge arrow 3/4 of a mile ago yet you drove all the way the fuck up to the sign before you got over and you can’t give me a courtesy wave??? Oh, I fucking hate you now for the next 24 miles!!! All the anger is probably killing me, but it’s…it’s worth it.
April 25th, 2013 at 9:51 am
I definitely need to find that post… yet another reason I like you! Oh yeah… I deal with idiots in traffic almost every day, and I must say – my reaction is exactly the same as yours!
I definitely think this venting of your anger must be therapeutic, right??? 😉
April 25th, 2013 at 3:07 pm
ARGGGHHHH crinkly wrappers!!! I like your cat pic that says pew pew pew!! It made me smile 🙂
PS — I was home by 2:30 — Should have volunteered with me!!
April 25th, 2013 at 3:13 pm
I thought about you when I posted it. Then I cursed you out in my head for a few minutes.
Bitch.
April 25th, 2013 at 3:14 pm
Oh, I forgot to tell you… I had some AMAZING cupcakes after lunch today. I wish you were here to share them with me! ;P
April 25th, 2013 at 3:15 pm
I will cut you…..
May 9th, 2013 at 2:35 pm
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