“C’Mon Man…!!!” ~Monday Night Countdown Crew

You can’t dance to Mumford & Sons like they’re Tupac.  [For a full guide to the white boy’s dance moves, see here.]

— C’Mon Man…!!! —

You can’t make 15 people stand in line behind you at the gas station while you scratch off all 10 lottery tickets to see if you’ve won a dollar.

— C’Mon Man…!!! —

Source: Meme Generator

Source: Meme Generator

 You can’t take up the whole aisle in Walmart’s parking lot waiting for the lady taking her sweet time walking to her car and unpacking her groceries so you can have her spot when you see I’m stuck behind you.

— C’Mon Man…!!! —

Source: XDTalk.com

Source: XDTalk.com

You can’t tell me that Sandra Bullock didn’t date Jesse James for his massive heat-seeking moisture missile.  It certainly wasn’t for his looks… (Thanks, NCFM.)

— C’Mon Man…!!! –

Source: starcasm.net

Source: starcasm.net

You can’t buy steak and lobster with your food stamps card while I’m buying Ramen Noodles with my debit card.

— C’Mon Man…!!! —

Source: Ed Nicholson

Source: Ed Nicholson

You can’t really think you’re going to lose 20 pounds just because you’re drinking a Diet Coke with that Big Mac…

— C’Mon Man…!!! –

Source: quickmeme.com

Source: quickmeme.com

You can’t really believe that you’re going to burn in fiery hell because you didn’t ‘Like’ and ‘Share’ that Facebook picture of Jesus.

— C’Mon Man…!!! —

Source: meme.cc

Source: meme.cc

You can’t cut me off in traffic and then stop right in front of me to make a left turn.

— C’Mon Man…!!! –

Source: Jokideo

Source: Jokideo

You can’t call in sick on Monday after posting pics of your amazing weekend all over Facebook.

— C’Mon Man…!!! –

Source: someecards.com

Source: someecards.com

You can’t try those lies with me.  I was a kid once, too.  I know you didn’t really finish your homework in class. 

— C’Mon Man…!!! –


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